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I wanna be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.

The Breakfast Club

"I pray our Heavenly Father will assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you with only the cherished memories of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of freedom."

Letter from Abraham Lincoln, "Saving Private Ryan"

We waste our lives working at jobs we hate to buy shit we don't need!

Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"

Charles Bronson: Do you believe in Jesus?
Punk: (nervously) Yeah, yeah
Charles Bronson: Well, you're going to meet him
(Shots fire from Bronson's gun)

Death Wish 2

"Captain, with all due respect... Fuck you... Sir!"

Outbreak

Dear Darla,
I hate your stinkin' guts. You make me vomit. You're the scum between my toes.
Love, Alfalfa

Alfalfa, The Little Rascals

Why shouldn't I work for the NSA? That's a tough one. But I'll take a shot. Say I'm workin' at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin' no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I'm real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed.

Now the politicians are sayin' "Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don't give a shit, won't be their kid over there gettin' shot just like it wasn't them when their number got called cause they were all pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southy over there takin' shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exploited to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he'll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and of course the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little antilary benefit for them, but it ain't helpin' my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini's and fuckin' play slolum with the icebergs. It ain't to long till he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic... so now my buddy's out of work, he can't afford to drive, so he's walkin' to the fuckin' job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemroids and meanwhile, he's starvin' cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic squad with Quaker State....

so what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure fuck it, while I'm at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President.

Matt Damon, Good Will Hunting

I guess in the end I'm just a trendy ass poser

SLC punk

Mr. Madison, what you have just said, is the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point, in your rambling incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

Billy Madison

Never hate your enemies, it affects your judgment.

The Godfather

Prince Humperdink: To the death!
Westly: No! To the Pain!
Prince: I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
Westley: I'll explain I'll use small words so that you'll be able to understand you wart-hogged face baffoon.

A duel, "The Princess Bride"

"That's when I started breaking into people's houses. I don't steel anything, I just rearranged their furniture."

Bobby

Man (waiting for elevator): "Who are you guys supposed to be? Cosmonauts or something?"
Venkman: "We're exterminators. Someone reported a cockroach on the twelfth floor."
Man: "Must be one hell of a cockroach."
Venkman: "Bite your head off."

Ghostbusters

"Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.

Dante Hicks, "Clerks"

Kathy: You have really great hair.
Chandler: Thanks, I grow it myself.

Friends

I see dead people. They're everywhere.

Cole, Sixth Sense

"I just want to be invited to the party."

Beth and Hayley

"We seemed to have gotten off on the wrong foot." "That's all you got lady: two wrong feet and fucking ugly shoes"

The Movie Erin Brockovich

"We're going to need a bigger boat"

chief Brody, Jaws

Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.

Malcolm in the Middle

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