Human Law 4

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Human Laws

Sex is only dirty if you do it right.

Murphy's Laws

If it ain't broke, take it apart, loose a few pieces, and it will be.

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Murphy's Laws do not apply to those people who deserve it.

Raven's Remark

Whichever of Murphy's Laws you expect to assert itself will not.

Raven's Law of Double-Negation

Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one will know the difference

Love your enemies, they'll hate it!

To really understand greatness, you'll have to be pretty damn good yourself.

It's not the survival of the fittest, it's the survival of the slickest

Kohan's Law

Never argue with a fool - they will drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.

The Fool's Law

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not your sport.

Common sense is not so common.

Jessica Truman

Don't tell anyone about your troubles. Half of them don't care, and the other half are glad it happened to you.

McDaniel

If at first you don't succeed, redefine "success."

Holly Van Driel

You will lose most 50/50 bets you make.

The Law of Selective Probability

If you choose not to decide you still have made a choice.

Rush, "Freewill"

Pain is weakness leaving your body.

Common military saying

If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying

Aaron Moore

Never argue with an idiot, listeners may not notice the difference.

The statement below is true
The statement above is false

Psychological Paradox

As soon as you have your goals set, someone moves the posts.

Grandpa