Computer 3

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Computer

DOS 6: Because there aren't enough problems in the world already.

I have a 28.800 bps modem and 11 bps fingers.

Yessire!

SYSOP ('sih sop) n.: the guy laughing at your typing.

Windows: From the people who brought you EDLIN!

"It's like talking to dung."

Heard after a Mac destroyed a vital file

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

Programmers don't die, they just GOSUB without RETURN.

Those who can't write, write help files.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

"Keyboard missing - press F3 to continue"

Message seen on an Apricot PC

"MS Windows User?"
"Yes..."
"Good. Line on the left, one cross each."

Drop your carrier, we have you surrounded!

A friend of mine in a compiler writing class produced a compiler with one error message "you lied to me when you told me this was a program"

Call me paranoid but finding '/*' inside this comment makes me suspicious

UNIX was never designed to keep people from doing stupid things, because that policy would also keep them from doing clever things.

Doug Gwyn

A booming voice says, "Wrong, cretin!", and you notice that you have turned into a pile of dust.