Cool Quotes Collection
Black Humor

"If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?"

"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and scatter oneself over a wide area."

Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4

Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and it's 100% fatal.

Why keep sane in a sick world?

Graffiti, Näckströmsgatan, Stockholm

Mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness, the other to extinction. Let us pray we choose correctly.

Woody Allen

"The world looks as if it has been left in the custody of trolls."

Father Robert F Capon

"That's the remarkable thing about life. No matter how bad it gets it can always get worse."

Calvin

Smokers are like ordinary people, just not as long.

Graffiti

"Son, I just want you to know: life is a black, sucking, vortex of anguish and despair, filled with brief moments of false hope and empty joy, all the while dragging you inevitably closer to final, absolute, and eternal death."

"thanks dad.."

"...A life that is clean, a heart that is true, And doing your best, that's success."

Clifford Olson, semifinalist in
the 1995 North American Open Poetry Contest.
Disqualified upon finding that in 1982 he was
convicted of killing eleven children.

"Don't close your eyes for the crash; you'll miss the best part"

Bruce MacInnes, Skip Barber
Driving School instructor

"We live in cheap an twisted times.

Our leaders are low-rent Fascists and our laws are a tangle of mockeries. Recent polls indicate that the only people who feel optimistic about the future are first-year law students who expect to get rich by haggling over the ruins... and they are probably right."

Hunter S. Thompson, "Songs Of The Doomed"

"There will always be survivors."

Robert Heinlen

If you can't lower heaven, raise hell

Order is for idiots, genius can handle chaos

The question is not if you are paranoid, it is if you are paranoid enough

A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.

I love living single, drinking double, and sleeping triple.

Hunter McGirt

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.

Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.

F. P. Jones

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

Ashleigh Brilliant

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