"The meek shall inherit the Earth - they're too weak to refuse."

Graffiti

"Death is the greatest kick of all. That's why they save it for last."

Graffiti

"Cancer cures smoking."

Graffiti

"Why does free love cost so much?"

Graffiti

"If it moves, fondle it."

Graffiti

"Copulate for coexistence!"

Graffiti

"To go together is blessed, to come together is divine!"

Graffiti

"Here I sit all broken-hearted, paid 10p and only farted."

Toilet graffiti

"When cows laugh, does milk come out of their nose?"

Graffiti

A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit.

In the August 1993
issue of PS magazine

"If I'm sleeping and you want to wake me, don't shake me just take me!"

Graffiti

"Homosexuality is a pain in the arse!"

Graffiti

"Sky-diving: good till the last drop."

Graffiti

"If a tree falls in the forest on a mime, does anyone care?"

Graffiti

"The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat."

Graffiti

When you die you go to heaven. Until then welcome to hell!

Popular welcoming words
in the Swedish army. (Boden)

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another which states that this has already happened."

Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy"

Go stick your head in a pig.

"For thousands more years the mighty ships tore across the empty wastes of space and finally dived screaming on to the first planet they came across--which happened to be the Earth -- where due to a terrible miscalculation of scale the entire battle fleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog"

Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's
Guide to the Galaxy"

In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal.