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Quotes Collection Don't be so open-minded that your brains fall out.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
A penny saved is ridiculous.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
"We pray for MacArthur's erection." Sign erected by Japanese citizens in Tokyo, when
"Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and, furthermore, always carry a small snake." W. C. Fields
"Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon." Graffiti
"Cure virginity!" Graffiti
"Today is the first day of the rest of your life - celebrate now!" Graffiti
"It's me and you against the world. So when do we attack?" Graffiti
"If you can read this you're not aiming in the right direction." Toilet-ceiling graffiti
"Be careful -- Your family's future is in your hands." Toilet graffiti
"Together we're too many!" Graffiti, Malmö
"Vogon poetry is of course the third worst in the universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem 'Ode to a small lump of green putty I found in my armpit one midsummer morning' four of his audience died of internal hemorrhaging, and the president of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived only by gnawing one of his own legs off. Grunthos is reported to have been 'disappointed' by the poem's reception, and was about to embark on a reading of his twelve book epic 'My Favorite Bathtime Gurgles' when his own major intestine, in a desperate attempt to save life and civilization, leapt straight up through his throat and throttled his brain. The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth." Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic life forms it has been my profound lack of pleasure not to be able to avoid meeting" Marvin's first ever compliment about anybody, in
"The only way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your fingers down his throat." Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
THERE'S NO JUSTICE. THERE'S ONLY ME. Judge Dredd
"With a rubber duck, one's never alone." Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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