Cool Quotes Collection
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"Borg, sounds Swedish"

"Definitely not Swedish"

Star Trek First Contact

Love is like bridge, if you don't have a good partner you better have a good hand

Bonzar

This time I didn't loose the keys... I lost the whole damn car

In the beginning the universe was created. This is considered a bad idea and has made many people unhappy.

Life, the Universe, and Everything.

before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes!

Hana jo

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why we call it the present.

Winnie the Pooh

"One day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up for a fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to shoot the two dead boys If you don't believe this lie is true Ask the blind man he saw it too" Said the mute carpenter As he picked up his hammer and sawed

Katie Robinson

War does not determine who is right... but who is left.

Chinese proverb

From now on Honey, we'll be spelling everything with letters.

Homer Simpson

A man with a pelican on his head is not much of a man, but a pelican with a man on his head is some pelican.

Benny Guerriero

"Dad! We've done something awful!"

"Did you wreck the car?"

"No"

"Did you raise the dead?"

"Yes"

"But the car is okay?"

"Yes"

"Well run along then"

The Simpsons

Help! Send chocolate!

Jennifer Konerman

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.

Jennifer Konerman

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