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Play "Strip Risk". It is the only game in which you can say, "I've conquered Algeria, now give me your pants!"

Mike Ludders

If life is just a stage, then we are all running around ad-libbing, with absolutely no clue what the plot is. Maybe that's why we don't know whether it's a comedy or a tragedy.

Bill Watterson

Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

There ain't no devil, there's just God when he's drunk.

Tom Waits

My other car is a Porsche

Bumper sticker

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Groucho Marx

Some people say "shoot" instead of "shit." They can't fool me, man. "Shoot" is "shit" with two o's.

George Carlin

We spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

Men's room grafitti

One of the problems has to do with the speed of light and the difficulties involved in trying to exceed it. You can't. Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own special laws. The Hingefreel people of Arkintoofle Minor did try to build spaceships that were powered by bad news but they didn't work particularly well and were so extremely unwelcome whenever they arrived anywhere that there wasn't really any point in being there.

Douglas Adams, "Mostly Harmless"

Xex on TV is bad. You may fall off.

Brian Litterell

I must be a mushroom because I'm always kept in the dark and fed bullshit.

Northwest territory magazine

No matter how badly idiots outnumber you... they are still the idiots!

Daria

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Amber

I think therefore I am severely concerned.

I plan to live forever... So far so good.

Lauren

See the happy moron - he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a moron - by God! Perhaps I am!

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

I am not fat... I prefer to think of myself as subcutaneously gifted.

P. J. Sexton

"The higher you are, the farther you fall."

Richard Bodiford

The difference between involved and committed can best be explained using a bacon and egg breakfast as an example: The chicken is involved but the pig is committed.