Cool Quotes Collection
Laughs

If life's not a game, then how come there are so many players?

I used to be with it, then they changed what it was. Now what was it isn't it, and what is it is weird and scary to me. It'll happen to you too.

Grandpa Simpson

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up too...

Ang :)

"Opinions are like assholes... Everyone's got one, and they stink"

Brandi Kangiser

Smile, dammit!

Having a good boyfriend is like having a good bra, its all about support!

I never let my schooling get in the way of my education

David Michael

I've seen old cops and I've seen bold cops, but I've never seen any old bold cops!!

Pointman

"I hate quotes. Tell me what you know."

Ralph Waldo Emmerson

Sometimes I wish I were you, just so I could be friends with me.

If you need a nickel, I'll give you a dime. But if your looking for a man, don't be fuckin with mine.

"I may be ugly, but at least I aint got no money."

Bill & Dan

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

Ozzy Ozbourne

All I want is a kind word, a warm bed and unlimited power.

Can I buy you a drink, or should I just give you the money?

Failed pick-up line

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.

Mark Twain

"You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat."

Life is like a roll of toilet paper, sometimes long, sometimes short, but always useful.

Leslie Disponett

It will be a great day when our schools get all the money they need, and all the military has to do is have a bake sale for a new bomber.

Bumper-sticker

If marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have in-laws.

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